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Christine Gardiner

from AS SEEN ON TV

Q: What goes on behind the scenes?  

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A: Good girls don’t eat meat or  

keep parakeets in cages. We only  

eat organic but sometimes slip  

& dress like fallen angels  

bc deep down we know plastic  

makes the world possible.  

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Q: You can’t put a price on human life but  

what kind of guy do you like, what’s your type?? 

a good guy? a bad guy? a fist fight?  

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A: Hm. Good question! Hard to say...  

 

I mean my best bad boy  

looks like danger, a gangster,  

legs & a black leather jacket.  

I am in love with his imagination.  

He imagines me poised & undressed  

draped in capitalism & casual sex, but  

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I also have a good guy who is always there for me. 

Every night he meets me backstage, streaming 

internet tv. Desperate with pornography  

to rape & save young women from rape.

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Christine Gardiner writes poetry, memoir, and fiction. Her first book, My Sister's Father, was published by Black Lawrence Press in 2017, and her experiments in confessional poetry can  be found at www.petmurmur.com. She holds an MFA from Brown University and a Ph.D. from the University and is an Assistant Professor of Liberal Arts at the College of New Rochelle, School of New Resources where she is edified by her students and their stories.

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